Speculating Wildly

Meaningless Met Gala!

CJ and Loo reveal all....their dream looks and themes from Met Galas of the Future!!

Simulation Soup For The Chicken Soul

CJ and Loo talk about Tomodachi Dream Life, whether we are living in a simulation, and God's first Big Miss Steak. 

Double D's: Disney's Darkside

CJ and Loo watch Disney movies searching for dark hidden meanings. There is some freaky stuff in these movies, but most importantly very cute cats. 

Smash or Pass: Cryptids (Drunk vs. High)

CJ and Loo get a lil goofy and discuss which cryptids they would get down on one knee for, would end up in a situationship with, or would bully bc of their wart-y skin.

Scientists Discuss Scientology

CJ and Loo delve deep into the ins and outs of Scientology, pita pockets, and explore just how crazy they really are.

Morons Discuss Mormons

CJ and Loo play a rousing game of WWTBAM (Who Wants To Be A Mormonaire). Where did Jesus go when he was dead? Are you wearing your Holy Garments? Can CJ score all 30 Perfection Points? Listen to find out!!

National Associtation of Space Actors

Wecome to The Moon....maybe.....if you believe in that sort of thing.... CJ and Loo talk about all of the fallacies in moon landing propaganda and discuss the proper way to treat a perfect woman (the Moon). We may not trust the g*vernment, but we will lay down our lives for Luna. 

Games From A Hat

CJ and Loo ask each other to explain things. Any things! Dinosaurs, Illuminati hierarchy, and how many balls are needed for a game of football. If you need a new Ambrosia salad recipe, this episode is the one for you.

A Pepper Corned This Beef?! (And Other Secrets They Don't Want You To Know)

In this episode Loo slowly loses their mind, as they regale CJ with information about the true meaning of St.Patricks Day, how extensive the Ice Age franchise really is, and how many noses Jennifer Aniston has had.

Modelganda

CJ and Loo dissect the new ANTM documentary and everything left unsaid. From whether Tyra should be a mononym to the constant violence against women, they strut their stuff conspiracy style. 
TW: Eating disorders, abuse, sexual assault, (gun) violence